Anybody want a peanut?

(THERE MAY SOMETIMES BE RHYMES.)

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swedish-mathematician asked: Do preroll ads really have to be watched 100% for you to get paid? I just had a 3 min ad for some movie before an old 4min vlogbrothers video. I actually wandered off to make tea while letting it run, but I can see myself skipping plenty of prerolls if they're going to be almost as long as the video itself, and I don't want to be skipping them if it takes away your profit.

edwardspoonhands:

Do not watch a 3 minute ad for us! We’ll get like 0.2 cents. That’s like being paid four cents per hour for your time. I think if you skip like 10 seconds in we still get some revenue from it. 

Unless the three minute ad is the one for Poo Pourri, which is worth every moment.

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That’s my drink, Milo. I love Milo. I don’t even know what that shit is. It’s like dirt with sugar. What the fuck is this shit? It’s like chocolate sand in a can. I used to eat it all. Dad used to get the shits ‘cos I used to eat it all. He’d go “Hey garbage guts. Two spoonfuls of Milo in the milk”. I’m thinking “Milk? What are you doing? That’s gonna fuck the Milo up”.
Carl Barron, with the most accurate description of Milo I have ever heard. (via t-bumblr)

I can’t heart this again so I guess I’ll have to reblog instead.

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My arsehole brain

Here’s how my arsehole brain works: it holds on to every little mistake I’ve ever made, every stupid thing I’ve ever done, every incident of thoughtless idiocy. Then every time I think I’m doing ok, every time something good happens, every time I think I’m getting ahead, it stops and says, “Hey, remember that time you were a complete jerk? Let’s ponder that moment for the rest of your life!”